The Season of the Spooks

We like so many other completely normal people out there will be gathering around our gnarled, seasonally appropriate Halloween tree (the best ones, are almost certainly possessed by the soul’s of the lumberjack’s who got killed felling them). Opening presents and avoiding eye contact with the shadowy figure of Sama-Claws, who, as you all know climbs down your chimney like a possessed spider with so many legs that regular spiders get freaked out at the sight.